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Me: if I get hit by a bus, please note that the urgent ticket is taken care of.<\/p>\n

Co-worker: that seems unlikely, since we’re in the middle of the basement. Maybe a bus being transported by air could crash through the atrium.<\/p>\n

Me: hmmm. It’s more likely that a helicopter would crash through the atrium and decapitate me.<\/p>\n

Co-worker: that’s a way more rational scenario.<\/p>\n

Other co-workers all nod in agreement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Me: if I get hit by a bus, please note that the urgent ticket is taken care of. Co-worker: that seems unlikely, since we’re in the middle of the basement. Maybe a bus being transported by air could crash through the atrium. Me: hmmm. It’s more likely that a helicopter would crash through the atrium … Continue reading Actual conversation at work<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insanity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-cs","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1890,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=1890","url_meta":{"origin":772,"position":0},"title":"What are you looking at?!","author":"Michelle","date":"October 9, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"So I mentioned the blog to a co-worker today. 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