{"id":7792,"date":"2014-10-05T05:30:37","date_gmt":"2014-10-05T12:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=7792"},"modified":"2014-10-05T01:31:53","modified_gmt":"2014-10-05T08:31:53","slug":"weekends-weekends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=7792","title":{"rendered":"Weekends..weekends.."},"content":{"rendered":"

Another great Saturday with Goddess Diane and most of the Ruined Mothers. We made a million experimental pizzas, including one for a husky dog. Went to the growler store. Drank a little of everything. Did some thrift store shopping. Put a hat on the dog. Shot flies with a salt gun. Watched a little football. Told some funny stories and some sad stories. <\/p>\n

The usual. <\/p>\n

Kelly decided that I am (in golf terms) a 6 handicap drinker. Today, however, he says that I am drinking more like a 12 handicap and if this was a tournament I would be about 7 over par on the day. I’d still be in the money, but not the big money. <\/p>\n

Kelly is a scratch drinker. <\/p>\n

I love these people and their gift for enjoying life!<\/p>\n

I can’t believe I don’t remember Kel and Rock robbing the school store in Junior High. How can I not remember that?<\/p>\n

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Another great Saturday with Goddess Diane and most of the Ruined Mothers. We made a million experimental pizzas, including one for a husky dog. Went to the growler store. Drank a little of everything. Did some thrift store shopping. Put a hat on the dog. Shot flies with a salt gun. Watched a little football. … Continue reading Weekends..weekends..<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7791,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IMG_8424.jpg?fit=1536%2C2048&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-21G","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7854,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=7854","url_meta":{"origin":7792,"position":0},"title":"What i am not I am am I","author":"Michelle","date":"October 10, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"I am not... 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