{"id":7854,"date":"2014-10-10T05:30:09","date_gmt":"2014-10-10T12:30:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=7854"},"modified":"2014-10-10T06:48:37","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T13:48:37","slug":"what-i-am-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=7854","title":{"rendered":"What i am not I am am I"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am not…
\nA patriot
\nA Christian
\nA mother
\nAn intellectual
\nA good cook
\nA musician
\nAn aardvark
\nA necromancer
\nA dancer
\nA statistician
\nA diplomat
\nA woodworker
\nA gardener
\nA spiritualist
\nA bitch
\nA moron
\nA mind reader
\nA cleaner
\nA street fighter
\nA magician
\nA magistrate
\nA decorator
\nA ghost
\nAn innocent<\/p>\n

But I am…
\nA lover
\nA fighter
\nA hugger
\nA scribbler
\nAn eater
\nA wonderer
\nA reader
\nA listener
\nA knitter
\nA laugher
\nAn eyebrow raiser
\nA hell raiser
\nA wisher
\nA driver
\nAn arguer
\nA drinker
\nA biter
\nAn inhaler
\nA doubter
\nA singer-along
\nAn eccentric
\nA cryer
\nA licker
\nA wanderer
\nA freak<\/p>\n

…And my brain hurts, and I am very tired, so I am going to rest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am not… A patriot A Christian A mother An intellectual A good cook A musician An aardvark A necromancer A dancer A statistician A diplomat A woodworker A gardener A spiritualist A bitch A moron A mind reader A cleaner A street fighter A magician A magistrate A decorator A ghost An innocent But … Continue reading What i am not I am am I<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-22G","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4920,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=4920","url_meta":{"origin":7854,"position":0},"title":"Oh, expectations","author":"Michelle","date":"April 14, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Between a lover and a fighter With my pen and my electric typewriter Even in a perfect world where everyone was equal I'd still own the film rights and be working on the sequel --Elvis Costello\/Every Day I Write The Book One of the things that can get a what-iffer\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Words"","block_context":{"text":"Words","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?cat=7"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/20140413-174814.jpg?fit=239%2C300&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":3656,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=3656","url_meta":{"origin":7854,"position":1},"title":"Party party let’s all get blasted","author":"Michelle","date":"January 27, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"This is the tag line on the reader board of a bar across the Marina from our hotel. 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