What do you want now?<\/p>\n
Uh, are you mad at me about something?<\/p>\n
Who is this?<\/p>\n
Someone who clearly caught you at a bad time. <\/p>\n
Oh God. I’m sorry…I thought it was someone else!<\/p>\n
Someone else calling from my phone?<\/p>\n
I was asleep. I wasn’t tracking. Someone has called several times and woke me up…<\/p>\n
So you thought you’d punish her by being mean to me? That’ll teach her a lesson. <\/p>\n
Her? Who?<\/p>\n
Whoever kept waking you up…<\/p>\n
Oh. No. It wasn’t a woman. <\/p>\n
Well, I won’t keep you. Sorry I woke you up. Good night. <\/p>\n
Wait…<\/p>\n
What?<\/p>\n
Well, you called. Hi. <\/p>\n
Hi.<\/p>\n
What’s up?<\/p>\n
Nothing. Just wanted to say good night. Nothing important. Sorry to bug you. <\/p>\n
You aren’t bugging me. <\/p>\n
I feel like I am. I’ll just talk to you tomorrow. It’s OK. Go back to sleep. <\/p>\n
It’s OK, I’m awake. I’m sorry I snapped at you. <\/p>\n
That’s alright. <\/p>\n
No, I know you’re going to freak out and not call again. <\/p>\n
I hate phones. This is why I never call anyone. It’s my phone nightmare. <\/p>\n
I know, I’m sorry. <\/p>\n
Have a good night, I am going to go shatter my phone so I am not tempted to use it again. <\/p>\n
No you aren’t. <\/p>\n
No, I am not. It’s too useful for texting and Internet. I am going to hang up though. <\/p>\n
OK. Good night, You. <\/p>\n
Good night, You. <\/p>\n
You’re never going to call me again, are you?<\/p>\n
Doubtful. I’ll text you tomorrow..<\/p>\n
If it makes you feel any better, I am wide awake now. <\/p>\n
It does, actually. Thanks for letting me know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"