{"id":8205,"date":"2014-11-14T05:30:53","date_gmt":"2014-11-14T13:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=8205"},"modified":"2014-11-13T22:24:06","modified_gmt":"2014-11-14T06:24:06","slug":"where-am-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=8205","title":{"rendered":"Where am I ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am I there yet?<\/p>\n<p>Where?<\/p>\n<p>There. <\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s your destination?<\/p>\n<p>Fuck if I know. <\/p>\n<p>Do you have one?<\/p>\n<p>How would I know?<\/p>\n<p>Planning. Thought. Choice. <\/p>\n<p>Huh. <\/p>\n<p>No?<\/p>\n<p>Not really. <\/p>\n<p>Then how do you expect to know when you arrive?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s why I asked. <\/p>\n<p>You have it all backwards. <\/p>\n<p>Typical. <\/p>\n<p>So. <\/p>\n<p>Yeah. <\/p>\n<p>You gonna figure it out?<\/p>\n<p>I sure hope so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am I there yet? Where? There. What&#8217;s your destination? Fuck if I know. Do you have one? How would I know? Planning. Thought. Choice. Huh. No? Not really. Then how do you expect to know when you arrive? That&#8217;s why I asked. You have it all backwards. Typical. So. Yeah. You gonna figure it out? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=8205\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Where am I ?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-28l","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}