{"id":825,"date":"2013-08-09T11:17:07","date_gmt":"2013-08-09T18:17:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=825"},"modified":"2013-08-09T11:17:07","modified_gmt":"2013-08-09T18:17:07","slug":"inside-michelles-brain-episode-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=825","title":{"rendered":"Inside Michelle&#8217;s Brain, episode 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With Fall just around the corner, I&#8217;ve been thinking and reading a lot about college football lately. <\/p>\n<p>I follow a lot of the Oregon Duck football team on Twitter, and they&#8217;re all amped up about practice getting started. And they all got new iPads. <\/p>\n<p>There is a lot of talk about blocking and tackling. <\/p>\n<p>It makes me envious. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a middle aged IT professional. There is zero chance that I will ever have a job in which tackling is even tolerated, much less encouraged. <\/p>\n<p>That makes me sad. <\/p>\n<p>Maybe I should have learned to box or something. I like hitting people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With Fall just around the corner, I&#8217;ve been thinking and reading a lot about college football lately. I follow a lot of the Oregon Duck football team on Twitter, and they&#8217;re all amped up about practice getting started. And they all got new iPads. There is a lot of talk about blocking and tackling. It &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=825\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Inside Michelle&#8217;s Brain, episode 2<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hmmm"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-dj","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10682,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=10682","url_meta":{"origin":825,"position":0},"title":"Last dance in Autzen","author":"Michelle","date":"December 4, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Another season of great tailgating at Autzen stadium \u00a0is finished. I would like to take a moment to recognize the person who makes it all possible--my brother Ken. 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There was football. Our Ducks were in Salt Lake City playing the Utes. One of the top ranked defenses in college football, and it definitely showed. Oh, we won. 51:27 It was a wild game. Since it was an away game, football festivities were held on Tequila\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Words&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Words","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?cat=7"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":9216,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9216","url_meta":{"origin":825,"position":3},"title":"Penis. Vagina. Go Ducks!","author":"Michelle","date":"February 4, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"Lately I have noticed that any of my posts that are even remotely sexual get a lot more hits than other posts. The exception? Posts about football. Football gets more views than anything. This will surprise no one. The sex part, I mean. Everyone knows how popular sex is. 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