{"id":874,"date":"2013-08-13T08:25:47","date_gmt":"2013-08-13T15:25:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=874"},"modified":"2013-08-21T19:22:46","modified_gmt":"2013-08-22T02:22:46","slug":"sometimes-you-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=874","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes you dream&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And sometimes it seems you are right in the middle of a Wild West oil painting.<\/p>\n<p>Watching shadows of clouds as they flow by on the moraine on the opposite side of the lake.<\/p>\n<p>Only dreamier.<\/p>\n<p>Until the thunder and lightning start.<\/p>\n<p>8 years ago today, I married<br \/>\nthis adorable gap-toothed guy with Elvis glasses and bleach blond<br \/>\nhair. I seem to have kept him. It was a smart decision.<\/p>\n<p>Exciting events of the day include a minor dog fight and an osprey sighting.<\/p>\n<p>I am starting my..4th?&#8230;book of the trip. It&#8217;s about infectious<br \/>\ndiseases and crazy scientists who experiment on themselves.<br \/>\nNon-fiction. How unlike me!<\/p>\n<p>I just hit a yellow jacket 8 times with<br \/>\na fly swatter and it didn&#8217;t die. Do I need to get a swatter<br \/>\nspecific to yellow jackets? Or do you think it was some sort of<br \/>\nzom-Bee that will now return to kill me in my sleep?<\/p>\n<p>Having a good<br \/>\ntime, wish you were here, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Sooooo&#8230;when you see the lightning<br \/>\nstrike and don&#8217;t even have time to count to two before the thunder<br \/>\nbolt comes&#8230;that&#8217;s close, yeah?<\/p>\n<p>Boom, baby. Boom.<\/p>\n<p>Holy fuck. That<br \/>\nis some serious thunder. Like the gods are bowling with huge<br \/>\ngranite boulders on a hot tin roof over the lake. And Mark is down<br \/>\non the dock fishing.<\/p>\n<p>Go, Mark!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And sometimes it seems you are right in the middle of a Wild West oil painting. Watching shadows of clouds as they flow by on the moraine on the opposite side of the lake. Only dreamier. Until the thunder and lightning start. 8 years ago today, I married this adorable gap-toothed guy with Elvis glasses &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=874\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sometimes you dream&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":887,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hmmm","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130813-090228.jpg?fit=269%2C300&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-e6","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2180,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=2180","url_meta":{"origin":874,"position":0},"title":"A brief list of people I&#8217;d like to poke in the eye with a fork. 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