{"id":8770,"date":"2014-12-26T05:00:04","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T13:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=8770"},"modified":"2014-12-25T21:56:50","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T05:56:50","slug":"christmas-short-and-sweet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=8770","title":{"rendered":"Christmas, short and sweet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This Christmas, my first solo Christmas in this century, I slept in. I got up and had a cup of coffee and opened my remaining present. Nothing says Christmas like the gift of being able to pepper spray a perv. Thanks, Dr. Kyle!<\/p>\n<p>I then spent the early part of the day doing domestic chores and watching old movies. Laundry. New sheets on the bed. Did a short spin workout. Listened to some music. Then Paddy and Lily picked me up for Christmas with their family. <\/p>\n<p>So now I know how it works for them. Pretty much the same way it works in my family&#8211;lots of sports on TV, various adult beverages, too many snacks, a tasty dinner and then presents. <\/p>\n<p>I love watching people open presents almost as much as I love watching people I don&#8217;t know interacting with each other and I had a good time. It was awfully nice of them all to let me hang out with them!<\/p>\n<p>So, thanks again Paddy. I seem to thank you a lot. That&#8217;s because you are nice to me a lot.  Thanks to your whole family. They are a nice bunch. <\/p>\n<p>Now I can start obsessing over any resolutions I may or may not wish to make in the New Year. I know you must all be anxious to here!<\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas, everybody&#8230;even the absent friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Christmas, my first solo Christmas in this century, I slept in. I got up and had a cup of coffee and opened my remaining present. Nothing says Christmas like the gift of being able to pepper spray a perv. Thanks, Dr. Kyle! I then spent the early part of the day doing domestic chores &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=8770\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Christmas, short and sweet<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-2hs","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8677,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=8677","url_meta":{"origin":8770,"position":0},"title":"Merry Christmas&#8211;yes, Christmas","author":"Michelle","date":"December 20, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Have yourself a merry little Christmas Let your heart be light From now on our troubles will be out of sight. --Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas\/H. 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