I wish I could just turn my brain off sometimes, don’t you?<\/p>\n
Don’t I what? Wish I could turn your brain off? Definitely. <\/p>\n
Why would you turn my brain off? Don’t you like the way I think?<\/p>\n
Is this a trick question?<\/p>\n
Does this brain make my butt look big?<\/p>\n
Your brain and your butt are both very attractive. <\/p>\n
Thanks. <\/p>\n
You’re very welcome.<\/p>\n
So what is it about my brain that you would turn off?<\/p>\n
The part that never lets anything slide. <\/p>\n
I don’t know how to respond to that.<\/p>\n
You can be pretty relentless sometimes. <\/p>\n
I thought you liked that about me. <\/p>\n
Mostly I do, but sometimes you can be hard to deal with. <\/p>\n
That makes me feel a little like a misbehaving toddler. <\/p>\n
You don’t misbehave, but sometimes you are overly persistent about things in the same way as a toddler. It is frustrating. <\/p>\n
Maybe I should try not needing to be right all the time. <\/p>\n
The thing that really sucks is that you usually are<\/p>\n
I know. <\/p>\n
Modest…<\/p>\n
I’ve been right about stuff my whole life. I am not proud of it. It just…is. <\/p>\n
I see. <\/p>\n
I will begin working on being less relentless immediately. By going to sleep. <\/p>\n
Goodnight, my favorite big brainiac. <\/p>\n
Goodnight, you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"