{"id":9109,"date":"2015-01-17T04:00:30","date_gmt":"2015-01-17T12:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=9109"},"modified":"2015-05-03T17:48:07","modified_gmt":"2015-05-04T00:48:07","slug":"an-imaginary-conversation-about-a-missing-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9109","title":{"rendered":"An imaginary conversation about a missing post"},"content":{"rendered":"

Isn’t there going to be a post today?<\/p>\n

I don’t think so. <\/p>\n

There is always a post. <\/p>\n

Pretty much always. <\/p>\n

So why not today?<\/p>\n

I’m too sick to finish any of the ones I’ve already started, and am not exactly motivated to start a new one. <\/p>\n

You post all the time when you’re sick. <\/p>\n

Well, not this time. Hugging a toilet and writing don’t go together. <\/p>\n

Ewwwww. <\/p>\n

You asked. <\/p>\n

Feel better…<\/p>\n

Working on it. Thanks. <\/p>\n

At least there don’t have to be pictures. <\/p>\n

There are definitely not going to be pictures. And don’t make me laugh. <\/p>\n

So find a silver lining to gastroenteritis, positivity girl!<\/p>\n

I get the bathroom completely to myself. <\/p>\n

You really can<\/em> find good in anything!<\/p>\n

All you have to do is look.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Isn’t there going to be a post today? I don’t think so. There is always a post. Pretty much always. So why not today? I’m too sick to finish any of the ones I’ve already started, and am not exactly motivated to start a new one. You post all the time when you’re sick. 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