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<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\nShit, I’ve just realized that these names are Google-able. Hmm. Replacing them with a picture of them. Weird. Still. It’s more for me than for them. <\/p>\n
Any way.<\/p>\n
Wading through the options. Don’t worry, Mom. It won’t be Tingler or the pudding guy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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