{"id":9234,"date":"2015-02-15T05:00:57","date_gmt":"2015-02-15T13:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=9234"},"modified":"2015-05-03T17:43:04","modified_gmt":"2015-05-04T00:43:04","slug":"an-imaginary-conversation-about-kissing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9234","title":{"rendered":"An imaginary conversation about kissing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you always this responsive?<\/p>\n<p><em>Mmm, what?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Are you always this responsive. Physically. To a kiss?<\/p>\n<p><em>You stopped&#8230;why did you stop?<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\nWell, I was wondering&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>Less wondering. More kissing.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>But&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>No..<\/em><\/p>\n<p>No? It&#8217;s just for me?<\/p>\n<p><em>Yes. No. Not with everyone.<br \/>\nMore kissing.<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\nHappy Valentines Day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you always this responsive? Mmm, what? Are you always this responsive. Physically. To a kiss? You stopped&#8230;why did you stop? Well, I was wondering&#8230; Less wondering. More kissing. But&#8230; No.. No? It&#8217;s just for me? Yes. No. Not with everyone. More kissing. Happy Valentines Day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9291,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-imaginary-conversation","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_2583.jpg?fit=768%2C576&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-2oW","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9332,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9332","url_meta":{"origin":9234,"position":0},"title":"An imaginary conversation about first kisses","author":"Michelle","date":"February 20, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"My number one favorite thing to do is kissing. 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