So you have a second date with that guy? That’s cool!<\/p>\n
Yeah, I’m looking forward to it. <\/p>\n
What are you going to do?<\/p>\n
We’re going to have lunch and drinks, and then hang out at my place. <\/p>\n
No. Bad idea. <\/p>\n
Yes. Good idea. <\/p>\n
Are you nuts?<\/p>\n
Yes, but it has nothing to do with inviting someone over<\/p>\n
What if he’s an axe murderer?<\/p>\n
If you saw how skinny he is, you wouldn’t be so worried. <\/p>\n
It has nothing to do with size. <\/p>\n
Really? I thought size was important…<\/p>\n
It’s not funny! I don’t want you do do this! You can’t just trust someone you have only met one time. <\/p>\n
How many times do I have to meet someone before I can trust them? Would he be more trustworthy after 5 dates?<\/p>\n
You are avoiding the point on purpose. It would be safer to meet in a public place. <\/p>\n
We did. And I ascertained that he isn’t likely to be a psycho…and that I can physically kick his ass if I need to. <\/p>\n
What are you going to do that you can’t do in public anyway? <\/p>\n
Do you really want me to answer that?<\/p>\n
Yeah. What is it you want to do that you can’t do in a pub or at the movies?<\/p>\n
Suck his cock. They get really mad if I do that in the pub. I checked. <\/p>\n
Be serious!<\/p>\n
You don’t think I should suck his cock at the pub, do you?<\/p>\n
What is wrong with you?<\/p>\n
Oh, a lot of stuff. So, you disagree that it would be better if I took him to my place to suck his cock?<\/p>\n
Oh my God. You have lost your mind!
\nNO. <\/p>\n
You’re probably right. <\/p>\n
Thank you. I can’t believe you were even considering it. <\/p>\n
I should really just fuck him instead. If I suck his cock first, he might not be able to follow through on all of our planned activities.<\/p>\n
You’re killing me. <\/p>\n
What? It’s true. <\/p>\n
Can’t you just tell me to mind my own business like a normal person?<\/p>\n
Apparently not.<\/p>\n
OK OK. I have learned my lesson. But you’re kidding about this, right?<\/p>\n
Seriously?<\/p>\n
Yes. <\/p>\n
I think you need to review that lesson you said you just learned. <\/p>\n
Come on–just tell me!<\/p>\n
What part? The part about fucking?
\nDid I mention that I asked him to bring a friend? You can come over and watch if you are worried about my safety. I’ll have to ask him how he feels about that, he might not be into voyeurs…<\/p>\n
Do not do this. Do not. <\/p>\n
What was that about minding your own business?<\/p>\n
I will, I promise. I learned my lesson. This time I really mean it. <\/p>\n
Good. <\/p>\n
But you’re kidding about the friend, right?<\/p>\n
Good night, Nosey Nellie. <\/p>\n
Kidding?<\/p>\n
Hanging up now. <\/p>\n
Good night. <\/p>\n
So, did you want me to text you when he leaves and let you know how big his dick is?<\/p>\n
Oh my God! Stop!<\/p>\n
I can’t help it now. <\/p>\n
No. No more details. No matter what I ask you. <\/p>\n
Deal. Wait, do you think I should ask him to shave his balls before he comes over?<\/p>\n
Stop! Stop! <\/p>\n
Sweet dreams…<\/p>\n
I’ll never sleep again.<\/p>\n
Thanks for being worried though. Really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"