{"id":9294,"date":"2015-02-16T05:00:16","date_gmt":"2015-02-16T13:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=9294"},"modified":"2015-02-15T22:48:15","modified_gmt":"2015-02-16T06:48:15","slug":"capn-crunch-brunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9294","title":{"rendered":"Cap’n Crunch Brunch 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"

In which I will once again state that I know all of the very best people. <\/p>\n

The premise: buy some sugary cereal. Invite your friends over. Ply them with liquor, cereal and bacon. <\/p>\n

I know, I know. It doesn’t sound like a party that would attract much interest. Too early in the day for drinking. Too late in the weekend. You don’t know my friends though. <\/p>\n

My friends are committed to fun. <\/p>\n

The first noteworthy item was a non-ironic toast to sobriety, This occurred very early in the festivities, Bloody Mary in hand, at 0957. I got home at 10:01pm. Home? Wasn’t the party at my house? Well. Things get a little complicated with my family of friends. <\/p>\n

What happened between 0957am and 1001pm? <\/p>\n

Everything. <\/p>\n

We ate cereal. Ate bacon and sausage. Chatted. Laughed. Smoked. All the usual party stuff. <\/p>\n

Rocky helped Kyle pick up an online chick. <\/p>\n

The usual. <\/p>\n

I think we are all anxious to know what happens with TigerPussy…<\/p>\n

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In which I will once again state that I know all of the very best people. The premise: buy some sugary cereal. Invite your friends over. Ply them with liquor, cereal and bacon. I know, I know. It doesn’t sound like a party that would attract much interest. 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