{"id":945,"date":"2013-08-17T10:56:02","date_gmt":"2013-08-17T17:56:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=945"},"modified":"2013-08-17T10:56:02","modified_gmt":"2013-08-17T17:56:02","slug":"inside-michelles-brain-episode-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=945","title":{"rendered":"Inside Michelle&#8217;s brain, episode 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We were listening to a French pop song that features some pretty rockin&#8217; accordion. Yeah, they love accordion. It&#8217;s kind of a thing. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway. <\/p>\n<p>I wondered if I should take lessons.<br \/>\nRuled it out. <\/p>\n<p>Then thought: &#8220;but I bet women who play the accordion have great boobs. All that squeezing must be great exercise.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I am nothing if not conscious of breast health.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were listening to a French pop song that features some pretty rockin&#8217; accordion. Yeah, they love accordion. It&#8217;s kind of a thing. Anyway. I wondered if I should take lessons. Ruled it out. Then thought: &#8220;but I bet women who play the accordion have great boobs. All that squeezing must be great exercise.&#8221; I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=945\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Inside Michelle&#8217;s brain, episode 3<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hmmm"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-ff","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":380,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=380","url_meta":{"origin":945,"position":0},"title":"C&#8217;est Comme \u00c7a","author":"Michelle","date":"July 19, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00c7a le susurre a mes entournures Ah, ah, faut que j\u00b4moove \u00c7a le grince juste pendant la nuit Ah, c\u00b4est comme \u00e7a \u00e7a plonge et \u00e7a vire Ah, ah, faut que j\u00b4moove Et \u00e7a g\u00eane quoi, quand y a pas de plaisir --Rita Mitsouko Sometimes you don't have anything to\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Music&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Music","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?cat=9"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5170,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=5170","url_meta":{"origin":945,"position":1},"title":"Fais do-do, a dream sequence","author":"Michelle","date":"April 19, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"The two of them are at a fais do-do. A Cajun dance party. So, they are in Louisiana for some reason. Very rustic. Lots of fiddle and accordion. It doesn't seem like a business function. It's not cleaned up enough. Some of the people look pretty back-woodsy. It doesn't seem\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Words&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Words","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?cat=7"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/945\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}