Sometimes talking to people just fucking sucks.<\/p>\n
Well. I am glad we had this little talk. Thanks for sharing.<\/p>\n
Oh, not you. Of course. I love talking to you, mostly.<\/p>\n
Mostly?<\/p>\n
Can we get back to ME now?<\/p>\n
Why yes, my Queen.<\/p>\n
It’s funny you should call me that…<\/p>\n
Oh lord. Here she goes.<\/p>\n
Yeah yeah. So I was over in SE for some pho earlier and<\/p>\n
You drove all the way to 82nd?<\/p>\n
No, a friend did. Anyway. After lunch we<\/p>\n
Where did you go?<\/p>\n
HA&VL. It was really good. It isn’t really relevant to the story though.<\/p>\n
Sorry.<\/p>\n
You are not.<\/p>\n
No, not \u00a0really.<\/p>\n
So after lunch, we went over to Fubonn to poke around the market.<\/p>\n
That’s always fun.<\/p>\n
I love Asian markets. So we wandered around and in the section with all of the altars, I almost bought one.<\/p>\n
An altar?<\/p>\n
Yeah.<\/p>\n
Why?<\/p>\n
They were shiny.<\/p>\n
Ah.<\/p>\n
My friend said I could put a picture of myself in one and put the altar to myself in my entry to freak people out. Or, you know get them to worship me. Whatever.<\/p>\n
Uhhhhh.<\/p>\n
No, I didn’t get one.<\/p>\n
Are you sure?<\/p>\n
Yes. I mean, I know I don’t have a religion myself but I do try not to mock anyone else’s. Or start my own.<\/p>\n
That is a relief. I really wouldn’t want to have that conversation with you. Speaking of which, why do you think talking to people sucks?<\/p>\n
What?<\/p>\n
When you called you started on a rant about why talking to people sucks.<\/p>\n
I did?<\/p>\n
Yep.<\/p>\n
You shouldn’t have interrupted me.<\/p>\n
Why not?<\/p>\n
Because now I don’t remember why.<\/p>\n
Happy to have been able to help.<\/p>\n
Rant killer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"