{"id":9615,"date":"2015-03-20T05:00:55","date_gmt":"2015-03-20T12:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=9615"},"modified":"2015-03-19T20:59:46","modified_gmt":"2015-03-20T03:59:46","slug":"ever-do-something-really-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9615","title":{"rendered":"Ever do something really stupid&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and then have to hang around waiting to find out what the result is?<\/p>\n<p>I mean, hypothetically speaking.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>OK, no. Really. I did something pretty stupid just now. Via text message.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Stop groaning, all you people who I&#8217;ve victimized with messages in the past.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Chelle&#8217;s fault. She encouraged me in my error.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You know how irresistible she is when she tells you to do what you wanted to do anyway but were too chicken to.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Yes, I am still too distracted to write&#8211;how could you tell?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and then have to hang around waiting to find out what the result is? I mean, hypothetically speaking.&nbsp; OK, no. Really. I did something pretty stupid just now. Via text message.&nbsp; Stop groaning, all you people who I&#8217;ve victimized with messages in the past.&nbsp; It&#8217;s Chelle&#8217;s fault. She encouraged me in my error.&nbsp; You know &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9615\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ever do something really stupid&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7lr3R-2v5","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7840,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=7840","url_meta":{"origin":9615,"position":0},"title":"Some of us need to chill out and stop being so mean","author":"Michelle","date":"October 9, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"There are times when it is really hard for me to be nice. 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