This time, I am really serious. I am going to spend two consecutive nights at home, except for going to the gym.<\/p>\n
You’re going to the gym again?<\/p>\n
Shut up. I haven’t gone yet, but I signed up yesterday. I was supposed to go tonight but then I went out instead.<\/p>\n
What was that about staying home for a few days to recharge?<\/p>\n
I stayed home one day. I meant to stay home again, but I was lured out.<\/p>\n
Lured? How much arm twisting was there?<\/p>\n
Not any to speak of, really. <\/p>\n
What did you do?<\/p>\n
Happy hour.<\/p>\n
Just happy hour?<\/p>\n
And stuff.<\/p>\n
Stuff?<\/p>\n
Stuff.<\/p>\n
Again?<\/p>\n
I can’t help it.<\/p>\n
You’re going to get arrested!<\/p>\n
We didn’t do anything that would get us arreste–well–OK, there were a few things that would probably result in fines and court appearances. I don’t think we’d get taken in though.<\/p>\n
You are too old for these shenanigans.<\/p>\n
Am not.<\/p>\n
Are too.<\/p>\n
How old is too old?<\/p>\n
17. <\/p>\n
17? No way. <\/p>\n
Yes way. <\/p>\n
Grown ups need to make out as much as teenagers do. <\/p>\n
Teenagers don’t have anywhere else to go. You do. <\/p>\n
But cars are so….<\/p>\n
Don’t say it!<\/p>\n
Sentimental? What’s wrong with sentimental?<\/p>\n
Oh. <\/p>\n
What did you think I was going to say?<\/p>\n
Never mind. <\/p>\n
You have such a dirty mind!<\/p>\n
Me? Pot, kettle, black much?<\/p>\n
My mind isn’t dirty, my actions are. <\/p>\n
Stop it. <\/p>\n
You started it. <\/p>\n
Did not. <\/p>\n
Did so. <\/p>\n
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