Don’t you ever wonder?<\/p>\n
Wander?<\/p>\n
No, wonder. <\/p>\n
About what?<\/p>\n
Things…<\/p>\n
Things?<\/p>\n
Things!<\/p>\n
Any specific things?<\/p>\n
Yeah!<\/p>\n
I’m not following you…<\/p>\n
Don’t you wonder? About things? Just in general? Like while you’re walking around?<\/p>\n
What in the hell are you talking about? And don’t sigh at me. Explain. <\/p>\n
But I like to sigh. It’s like a tiny little meditation. <\/p>\n
It is almost entirely unlike meditation. <\/p>\n
It’s like the cleansing breath you take before you start. <\/p>\n
Is there some reason for any of this?<\/p>\n
For wondering about things?<\/p>\n
No, for your questions. <\/p>\n
No. Why do you ask so many questions you already know the answer to?<\/p>\n
Why do you ask so many questions that make no sense?<\/p>\n
Because I wonder. And if I wonder, I ask. <\/p>\n
Maybe you should cut down. <\/p>\n
On wondering?<\/p>\n
No, on questions. <\/p>\n
But if I stop asking questions, then I’ll hardly talk at all…<\/p>\n
.. … ….<\/p>\n
You want me to stop taking, too?? But I just started!<\/p>\n
No, no. Keep talking. Work on making more sense. <\/p>\n
You aren’t very whimsical. <\/p>\n
Sure I am. <\/p>\n
Not so much. That’s OK. I love you anyway. <\/p>\n
Love you, too. Now shut the hell up. <\/p>\n
Good night. <\/p>\n
Shhhh. <\/p>\n
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