{"id":9649,"date":"2015-03-27T05:00:54","date_gmt":"2015-03-27T12:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=9649"},"modified":"2015-03-26T22:21:49","modified_gmt":"2015-03-27T05:21:49","slug":"what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9649","title":{"rendered":"Something&#8217;s got to give.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At a certain point, I just need to cut back on something. If I am going to write, I need to write.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But what should I cut back?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, right.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Something that isn&#8217;t important.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s all important.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Well, fuck.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Priorities. I&#8217;m going to have to set them: getting some exercise, reading, writing, having dinner, going to bed at a civilized hour. Those are my weekday priorities when I get home from work.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I am simply going to have to spend less time man shopping. Man shopping takes more time than you might think. Or do a little less eating. I could stand to eat less anyway.. Or I could go out less often.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ooh! I know! I can only shop for men while I am exercising. That could do it.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Solutions are good..but do I have to will to execute the plan??<\/p>\n<p>Stand by and see. If the blog continues to suck you&#8217;ll know it didn&#8217;t work out as planned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At a certain point, I just need to cut back on something. If I am going to write, I need to write.&nbsp; But what should I cut back? Oh, right.&nbsp; Something that isn&#8217;t important.&nbsp; But it&#8217;s all important.&nbsp; Well, fuck.&nbsp; Priorities. I&#8217;m going to have to set them: getting some exercise, reading, writing, having dinner, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9649\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Something&#8217;s got to give..<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9648,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-words"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/michellejolin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/IMG_2670.jpg?fit=500%2C338&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s7lr3R-what","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":10509,"url":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=10509","url_meta":{"origin":9649,"position":0},"title":"An imaginary conversation about being eaten by an alligator","author":"Michelle","date":"September 8, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"I bet if I came up with some good click bait titles, my blog would get a lot more views.\u00a0 Like what? 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