{"id":9652,"date":"2015-03-28T05:00:56","date_gmt":"2015-03-28T12:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michellejolin.com\/wordpress\/?p=9652"},"modified":"2015-03-28T07:56:40","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T14:56:40","slug":"things-i-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michellejolin.com\/?p=9652","title":{"rendered":"Things I like"},"content":{"rendered":"

You’ve probably noticed that I like a lot of things. Way more things than I dislike. Tonight, I am grateful for one thing in particular: guys who have perfectly messy  hair and are not afraid to commit excessive public displays of affection in sports bars. Or is that two things? I suppose they are different things. It’s not like the hair and PDAs are related. <\/p>\n

I also like Boneyard’s Hop Venom. A lot. That is also unrelated to guys with great hair or PDAs. I suppose there is a case to be made for an increase in the number of PDAs which occur after Hop Venom is consumed.<\/p>\n

Then there are noodles. I love noodles. <\/p>\n

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OK–usually I don’t edit…however….<\/p>\n

I fell sound asleep while writing this. Woke up with my iPad on my pillow. I don’t even have the excuse of too much Hop Venom. I had 1.5 beers last night.  Not sure where the noodles came from…I must have already been sleeping when I typed that.<\/p>\n

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Oops!<\/p>\n

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You’ve probably noticed that I like a lot of things. Way more things than I dislike. Tonight, I am grateful for one thing in particular: guys who have perfectly messy  hair and are not afraid to commit excessive public displays of affection in sports bars. Or is that two things? 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