You talk about writing a lot. Do you actually write as much as you talk about it?<\/p>\n
Ugh. Really? Am I awful and pretentious?<\/p>\n
Awful, yes. Not pretentious.<\/p>\n
Fucker. <\/p>\n
Heh. <\/p>\n
It’s not like I am writing the Great American Anything. <\/p>\n
No?<\/p>\n
No. It’s more like the Minor American Exercise In Mental Masturbation. <\/p>\n
It can’t be that bad!<\/p>\n
Oh, it’s not. But it isn’t significant. <\/p>\n
Do you want it to be?<\/p>\n
It started as a exercise in openness and vulnerability when I was trying to not be so private about everything. <\/p>\n
You definitely don’t seem overly private now–you must have been successful. Don’t you think that’s significant?<\/p>\n
Yes, it really worked. Maybe it isn’t entirely insignificant. Not to me, anyway. <\/p>\n
What sort of things do you write about?<\/p>\n
Anything. Nothing. Some stories. Random thoughts. Conversations. Blowjobs. <\/p>\n
So I take it your mother doesn’t read your blog. <\/p>\n
Sure she does!<\/p>\n
Even the posts about blowjobs? That’s awesome. <\/p>\n
She’s pretty great. <\/p>\n
So what do you say about blowjobs?<\/p>\n
Whatever happens to cross my mind. For instance, I might mention how it’s too bad that super huge guys never get good blowjobs. <\/p>\n
Guys always think they want a foot and a half long penis, but what are they going to do with it?<\/p>\n
Exactly. It isn’t going to fit in any orifice.<\/p>\n
Right. <\/p>\n
And biology and blood flow being what they are, it’s never going to be fully erect anyway. Like trying to use a firehose that only has a trickle of water coming through it. <\/p>\n
You’d pass out if you got a hard on.<\/p>\n
Exactly, and even if you found a woman with an orifice big enough to stick that firehose in, it wouldn’t work very well. <\/p>\n
Why not?<\/p>\n
Friction. A semi-erect cock creates too much friction for penetration. <\/p>\n
I suppose you’re right. <\/p>\n
I’m definitely right. I’ve seen the principle in action. <\/p>\n
Do tell?<\/p>\n
No, it’s too depressing. Let’s just say that getting something that size to deploy is a lot less fun than a sexual experience ever should be. <\/p>\n
And now I know what not to wish for if I ever encounter a genie lamp. <\/p>\n
I can give you a size range of you’d like…<\/p>\n
No, no..I’m staying OEM all the way. <\/p>\n
It’s a wise decision. <\/p>\n
Thanks. <\/p>\n
Unless you’re horrifically small or something. <\/p>\n
No, no. Not at all. <\/p>\n
It seems like that is something that should be disclosed ahead of time. To save embarassment later. <\/p>\n
Why not just have us marked in some way if we are out of the allowable size range for sex?<\/p>\n
That wouldn’t work. People like different sizes. You’d need specifics. <\/p>\n
You’ve given this some thought!<\/p>\n
Yes. And you know, I’ve changed my mind. I’d rather have it be a surprise. <\/p>\n
I wasn’t looking forward to reporting for measurements, anyway. <\/p>\n
Yeah. It would be a whole process. You’d need a fully erect measurement for it to be at all valid, and what if people were shy? They could be mis-categorized. <\/p>\n
You’re a little insane, aren’t you?<\/p>\n
Sure. By the way, this is exactly the kind of discussion that ends up in my blog.<\/p>\n
Really? Good to know. How am I doing?<\/p>\n
I’ll let you know once I write you in. Fine so far, I think. I’ll come off as a lunatic, but that’s normal. <\/p>\n
Can you make me taller?<\/p>\n
Absolutely. All of the men in the blog are around 6’2. Will that do?<\/p>\n
Sure. I don’t want to be picky in my debut. <\/p>\n
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