Him: Hey, have you got a second to answer a question? I know it isn’t really something that is your job, but you seem to always have all the answers.<\/p>\n
Me: Sure, what’s up?<\/p>\n
Him: I need to send a ticket to Engineering, but I can’t find them in our ticketing system. <\/p>\n
Me: They aren’t in our ticketing system. You can just call or email. <\/p>\n
Him: They told me to send a ticket!<\/p>\n
Me: Uh. Not that I know of! We always just call their admin. <\/p>\n
Him: It was their admin who said I should transfer a ticket over to them. Thanks for your help. You know everything. <\/p>\n
Me: Well, at least my lack of help was helpful. <\/p>\n
Him: And you always have such a pretty smile–I can see your smile even through IM. <\/p>\n
Me: No way. I am frowning. Hard. <\/p>\n
Him: Nope. Smiling. <\/p>\n
Me: Damn. Caught in a lie again. <\/p>\n
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5 minutes go by. He shows up in my cube. I hear “hey” and turn around.<\/p>\n
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Him: See? I knew you were smiling!<\/p>\n
Me: It’s a lying, deceitful sort of smile though. <\/p>\n
Him: That is the most best kind!<\/p>\n
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And then I start laughing. <\/p>\n
As usual. <\/p>\n
I wonder if anyone laughs more at work than I do?<\/p>\n
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