Hey there, sugar. <\/p>\n
Why do you have taco in your user name?<\/p>\n
I don know. I like tacos, I guess. <\/p>\n
You weren’t born in 1969–you’re 55!<\/p>\n
Nope. <\/p>\n
Are you aware that both taco and 69 are euphemisms?<\/p>\n
What?<\/p>\n
Euphemisms. <\/p>\n
Whatver. <\/p>\n
And you spelled amok incorrectly. <\/p>\n
Who died and made you queen of speling?<\/p>\n
The Pope. <\/p>\n
What?<\/p>\n
No one, but don’t you want your name to be spelled right?<\/p>\n
I don’t care, speling doesn’t interest me much. <\/p>\n
So I see. <\/p>\n
You have great legs. I’d love you to wrap em around me some nite. <\/p>\n
Does this approach ever work?<\/p>\n
I luv sex. <\/p>\n
With women?<\/p>\n
oF course. im the best, sugar. <\/p>\n
Somehow I doubt that very much.<\/p>\n
I get all i want. <\/p>\n
Well, good for you. That isn’t the same as being good though, is it. <\/p>\n
I dont get any complains. <\/p>\n
You’ve gotten several from me. <\/p>\n
What?<\/p>\n
Right. I think we’re through here!<\/p>\n
Cmon. Give me a chance. Youll be glad you did. <\/p>\n
I’m already regretting spending this much time with you. <\/p>\n
Bye sugar. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"