Or at least that is how I just explained it to my spouse.
1. It’s played on Sunday, which would be the Lord’s day if I believed in that sort of thing
2. They keep trying to take the ball away from each other. That is coveting, which is a sin
3. Sometimes, it sure looks like they are trying to kill each other.
Clearly a road to ruin.
Or I think to much.
Or, uh, I’m weird.
Or all of the above.
Back to my regularly scheduled book reading.
Kthxbai