Does every man smell different?
Very different.
Just because of hygiene levels or soap or that kind of thing?
No, inherently different. The way I love the way you smell, even if you’re sweaty. There are other guys who just don’t smell right.
You mean all over?
Uh huh.
And I smell OK?
You smell great.
Oh good.
Were you really worried?
No, I mean I know I am clean and stuff.
Sometimes that doesn’t matter. Some people don’t smell good even if they are right out of the shower. Other people might love the way they smell. It is really personal.
What about taste?
Same thing.
All different?
Very different.
How many have you tasted?
Enough to know they all taste different.
Like snowflakes?
I was thinking more like good cheese or wine.
So why don’t most women like to swallow?
I have no idea. Maybe the first time they tried it, he didn’t taste good. Maybe he smelled bad. Maybe I am just a freak.
You seem to have given the matter some thought.
I bet I think about it less than you do.
Probably. So how many guys have you been with?
Quite a few.
More than 5?
You don’t need to know that.
More than 10?
None of your business.
Don’t you want to know how many women I have been with?
Not really. Don’t you want to know how many women I have been with?
You’ve been with women??? Who? On a regular basis??
None of your business.
You are such a tease.
You have no idea…
Actually, I know exactly how much of a tease you are.
Yes, you do. Most guys don’t have the same tolerance for teasing that you do.
No? Their loss.
That’s sweet.
I am really curious about that number though.
I know you are.
And you are really not going to tell me?
Nope.
Why not?
It wouldn’t benefit anyone.
It would benefit me. I really want to know!
What if I say 4.
Is that all? I thought you were a man-eater back in the day.
I said “what if.”
Four is low. I don’t believe that. Me, your husbands..I don’t know much about your history but I bet I can come up with more than four.
True. What if I said 100?
100? No way. What are you, Dr. J?
What if.
Oh right. I would hate that.
That is why you don’t need to know. If I give you a low number, you won’t believe it and if I give you a high number you will think less of me.
No, I won’. I wouldn’t like it, but I don’t think it would change how I view you.
I would hope not. But still. Not telling. It’s a no win. Let’s change the subject.
What should we talk about?
We could talk about all the things I am not going to do to you tonight?
You aren’t? Why not? I have been very good. All day. And I was planning on getting better as the evening progresses.
I was just teasing.
That is not the kind of teasing I had in mind…