Oh, online dating.
How do I love the? Well, I do not love thee at all.
There are useful elements to thee, however, which I shall not and cannot deny.
For one thing, the user names provide me with endless entertainment. Sorry for all of you who have been getting them messaged to you all week. They are funny! It is difficult for me not to message the ones who seem relatively literate and inquire about how well they do getting people to spring for casual sex with someone based on their online profile and horny user name.
At least these types of names make it clear what you are getting. The ones that fool you have normal user names like SteveInPDX_28. Then you wade through a fairly well written profile that makes you think they seem sane and funny. And then it’s there. At the end. How they like to wear diapers and eat pudding while you spank them. OK, I made that one up.
Here are just a few of the actual user names:
Shit, I’ve just realized that these names are Google-able. Hmm. Replacing them with a picture of them. Weird. Still. It’s more for me than for them.
Any way.
Wading through the options. Don’t worry, Mom. It won’t be Tingler or the pudding guy.