Chill the fuck out

I was all in a tizzy over nothing at all earlier today. Heart racing, eyes wide. It was very unlike me. Usually something has to be on fire for me to panic. Even then, it’s a stretch. I skew heavily phlegmatic (and I hate that word).

Since I had no reason for being in such a state of internal uproar, I took a deep breath, put my hand on my heart and told myself to stop being such a dumbass and relax.

So I did.

I may have a lot of faults, but not listening to good advice isn’t usually one of them.