It’s simple

Missed me missed me now you’ve got to kiss me
If you kiss me mister you must think im pretty 
If you think so mister you must want to fuck me 
If you fuck me mister it must mean you love me 
If you love me mister you would never leave me
It’s as simple as can be

–Dresden Dolls/Missed Me

It’s not simple.

Or is it simple but not easy?

Maybe it is easy but there are several steps?

Maybe the steps are simple but have to be executed in a particular timed sequence. 

Maybe I tripped and fell down the steps. 

Maybe I stepped over the edge. 

I could have been a little too edgy. 

Some people don’t like hard edges. 

A rolled hem doesn’t have a hard edge.

You shouldn’t roll people. 

It’s illegal.