Spell check corrects splooge as apologetic. Huh.
Why do you need to write the word splooge?
Because I was wondering…
Wondering?
Yeah, wondering.
About splooge?
Yeah, about splooge.
What about it?
You’ll just laugh.
No, I won’t.
You will, I was wondering about some funny shit.
I can’t dispute that logic, I guess.
Trust me. Funny.
So you won’t tell me what was so funny about splooge?
What isn’t funny about splooge?
Fair enough.
For one thing, just the names for it are funny. Even the real one. Semen. It’s silly. And don’t even get me started on the nicknames!
Like what?
You know–spunk, jizz, cum.
And that’s what you thought was so funny I would be compelled to laugh?
No, no.
What was it?
Well, I was thinking about the Olympics.
And..?
What events would there be?
Events?
Yeah. If there was a splooge Olympics.
A what?
You heard me.
Yeah, but I don’t quite believe it.
So, the first event would be the long spunk.
Oh, my God. Seriously. The long spunk. You’re insane. What else?
Synchronized jizzing.
Naturally.
High cum?
Of course.
You aren’t laughing…
It’s not funny.
C’mon. It’s funny. Synchronized jizzing is funny!
Not really.
Then why are your shoulders shaking?
You caught me.
What was it that got you?
The long spunk.
But then I got stuck.
Stuck in the jizz…
In a manner of speaking…I couldn’t come up with any more good event names.
No?
Well, there would need to be some sort of sprint jacking event.
Nice.
And a distance event, maybe a jerkathon.
Timed ejaculating and non-ejaculating events.
Exactly!
Some sort of quantity event.
Of course.
You’ll need to do some more research.
Can you help with that?
I’m something of an expert in the topic.
What’s your best event?
You may have to run me through several.
On your marks,,,get set…
Wait!
What?
Just want to make sure you understand I am not doing any team events or relays.
Understood. Go!