I am not…
A patriot
A Christian
A mother
An intellectual
A good cook
A musician
An aardvark
A necromancer
A dancer
A statistician
A diplomat
A woodworker
A gardener
A spiritualist
A bitch
A moron
A mind reader
A cleaner
A street fighter
A magician
A magistrate
A decorator
A ghost
An innocent
But I am…
A lover
A fighter
A hugger
A scribbler
An eater
A wonderer
A reader
A listener
A knitter
A laugher
An eyebrow raiser
A hell raiser
A wisher
A driver
An arguer
A drinker
A biter
An inhaler
A doubter
A singer-along
An eccentric
A cryer
A licker
A wanderer
A freak
…And my brain hurts, and I am very tired, so I am going to rest.