What do you want now?
Uh, are you mad at me about something?
Who is this?
Someone who clearly caught you at a bad time.
Oh God. I’m sorry…I thought it was someone else!
Someone else calling from my phone?
I was asleep. I wasn’t tracking. Someone has called several times and woke me up…
So you thought you’d punish her by being mean to me? That’ll teach her a lesson.
Her? Who?
Whoever kept waking you up…
Oh. No. It wasn’t a woman.
Well, I won’t keep you. Sorry I woke you up. Good night.
Wait…
What?
Well, you called. Hi.
Hi.
What’s up?
Nothing. Just wanted to say good night. Nothing important. Sorry to bug you.
You aren’t bugging me.
I feel like I am. I’ll just talk to you tomorrow. It’s OK. Go back to sleep.
It’s OK, I’m awake. I’m sorry I snapped at you.
That’s alright.
No, I know you’re going to freak out and not call again.
I hate phones. This is why I never call anyone. It’s my phone nightmare.
I know, I’m sorry.
Have a good night, I am going to go shatter my phone so I am not tempted to use it again.
No you aren’t.
No, I am not. It’s too useful for texting and Internet. I am going to hang up though.
OK. Good night, You.
Good night, You.
You’re never going to call me again, are you?
Doubtful. I’ll text you tomorrow..
If it makes you feel any better, I am wide awake now.
It does, actually. Thanks for letting me know.