Will you come again?” she asked.
“Do you want me to?”
“Yes,” she said.
“Then I will,” he said, turning to leave; and he did not know if either or both of them were lying.
–Helene Wecker/The Golum and the Jinni
Help Wanted
Must be able to tell me when I am about to do something asinine without realizing it.
Must also be able to prevent me from doing things I know are asinine which I still plan on doing.
Must have an accurate built in lie detector.
Must want what is best for me even when I think I don’t deserve it.
Must be able to tell me to stop beating myself up all the time while still being willing to kick my ass when it’s warranted.
Must be a good judge of character.
Ability to interpret intentions strongly preferred.