I am fairly certain that I actually overheard this correctly based on the roar of laughter that followed:
“I’m pretty sure coffee is good for your testicles.”
I don’t have any science to back that up, but it is probably true. I am hesitant to Google “coffee and testicles” from the wi-fi at work for obvious reasons.
(Although honestly it is tempting because of how hysterical it would be to sit through that meeting with HR and my manager.)
I guess I will have to resort to logic instead:
Coffee is clearly the elixer of life, and testicles are full of pre-life…so, logically…yes. Coffee is good for testicles.
Please consult your healthcare practitioner for additional clarification.
Shut up. That was too logic.
I didn’t know this was a thing. Then I Google’d it, and found The Uncyclopedia – and I didn’t know that was a thing, either. So, coffee and testicles was educational for me. Which is nice.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Testicles
So happy to contribute to the continuing education of American medical professionals.
It’s also worth noting that doctors do not usually get in trouble for shenanigans such as Google-ing testicles at work. It’s unfair. Very unfair.